Lion

I remember back in primary school when the lion’s laziness was exposed in my class. “I don’t wanna be a lion, chi it does nothing but laze around” “It’s the lioness that does all the hunting!” “Oh my god, the lion is lazy!” “You are as lazy as a lion!”

Bunch of second graders acting like they’re going to solve poverty next Thursday or something.

I wanna be a lion. What, I can’t be both majestic and lazy or what?